I am interrupting everyone’s blog’s today for some breaking news….squirrels have taken over my yard!!!! They are invading my trees, bushes and every square inch of my territory!!!!
If I could only climb this damn tree I know I could eradicate them all myself!!! Since that probably won’t be happening I’ve decided this is a job for Operation Whack-A-Squirrel
Commander Tank are you out there?!?!? I need you to call in your troops and get them over here!!!! I’ve tried to sneak up on them but I think the best approach would be a “Shock and Paw”. Don’t worry if we don’t have enough resources…mom has lots of treats, bones, biscuits and hot dogs here for the troops. I found a big jar of pennies, that should cover the cost of fuel. I will set up a make-shift headquarters in my back yard and start mapping out our plan of attack. I will let you decide if you want to draft the troops or let them volunteer on their own.The only thing left would be a post-war plan…can’t forget that!! We’ve got to accomplish this mission, if the neighborhood cats get to them before us I will never live it down!!!