January 27, 2011

Do You Icicle?

 Maggie aka the mammoth, loves to icicle and we let her, ya know why? They are calorie free!!! BOL!!




January 24, 2011

Don't Catch Cold!!!

How DO you catch cold anyways? I won't be catching anything dressed like this!

Its in the negatives outside..whatever that means. Mom told the girls they needed hats and scarves before going out, guess that means me too?!


I would much rather be chewing these than wearing them!

January 21, 2011

Sisterhood of the Shrinking Ottoman

 So who is going to tell Maggie the Mammoth that she is just too big for that ottoman?!






What?! I believe the ottoman is shrinking! I am  not a Mammoth... just big boned!

January 14, 2011

Ear Fetish


Rex Ryan has nothing on MY dad! That's right, you heard what I said! Rex Ryan has a foot fetish...well my Dad has an EAR fetish, not just any ears though....only mine!!!

Yes, I admit it! It's a fact in our house that my ears smell...from time to time. Did I ask anyone to smell them??? No! But dad insists that my ears NEED to be cleaned! He said we can do it the easy way (his way) or we can do it the hard way (the vets)...guess which one I picked!

If I only had thumbs...


 Wondering what's going through my head during this torture? "Why in the world does she have to take pics of this"?! I just find it a bit odd....

 My payback is rubbing my ear grub all over the rug..


 One last good shake-a-roo



After all that trauma and he expects some lovin'?! Doesn't he see the hurt and humiliation in my eyes??? Get a good whiff dad...your next sandwich is MINE!!!!

Listen pups, if you've been affected by what you have just witnessed and you feel your human needs help, please call 1-888-HEOD  Human-Ear-Obsessive-Disorder.

It's for their own good and YOURS!

January 6, 2011

Snow Brawls

You've heard the ol' saying "When the cat's away the mouse shall play", right?! Well in our house we like to say "When Mom's sick away the dogs get to play rough"!!

And what better way to play than in the snow!!!







 What???? We were acting out our version of "Snow Buddies Gone Bad"! It was only a few quick minutes that Dad let us out together. What mom doesn't know won't hurt her! Now who is going to clean the ice balls outta my paws?!??!!?
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